What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.