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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.