What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.