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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane