You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A. Electricity.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
You mootilate it.
So you'll never know which side he's on.
An Airbus A320.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*