What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.