What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Right Woman Jokes More Right Woman Jokes

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.