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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!