Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
They went on strike!
I'll catch you later!
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Dead people had lives.
Plus sizes!
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha
In case they get a hole in one!
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
