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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.