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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.