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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Foreskin Jokes More Foreskin Jokes

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!