Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain