Foreskin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Tobacco Jokes More Tobacco Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

Creep Jokes More Creep Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.