They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Battle Royale with cheese.
Hit him with a fly swatter.
Two very unhappy animals.
To the sturgeon
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Patty O'Furniture
Because he's a C sponge!
He's way too self-absorbent
He turns off his Xbox.
He has no clutch.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.