They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
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He turns off his Xbox.
He has no clutch.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Hard work and dedication.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
Both are yellow and can't drive.
Because he's a C sponge!
Hood orient
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
I genuinely care about your mother.
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To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.
So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
