Lebron James Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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Why does LeBron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

James Brown Jokes More James Brown Jokes

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to?

Defunct funk.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Kobe Bryant Jokes More Kobe Bryant Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.