Lebron James Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why does LeBron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Success Jokes More Success Jokes

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What are you afraid of?

SUCCESS

Dedication Jokes More Dedication Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You