What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.