What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!