What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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An astronaut.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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Ten Roofies.