What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.