How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.