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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget