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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.