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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D