Because you never forget!
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
They were both caused by a message from god.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because it's two tired.
They both can't ride bicycles.
He rides piggyback.
He has a cigarette!
