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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.