What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly