Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed?

Shrank Sinatra

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.