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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit