What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road...

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.