What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger