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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...