What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.