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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What do old people smell like?

Depends