Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.