Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!