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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.