Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.