What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut