5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Health insurance
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Because they can't remember long stories!
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Sundae School
Because I had to help him.....
They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
A pit bull in a kindergarten
I said, "Kindergarten."
Doughnuts.
His Doughnuts.