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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!