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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What is the Pillsbury Doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.