How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf