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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest