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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!