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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander