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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.