What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.