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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)