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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed