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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.