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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.