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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.