How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2