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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2