How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why Asians are good at everything?

Because they're Asians, not Bsians

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2 1... Or 2 1 or 2