How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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Don't look! I'm changing!

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Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.