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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.