Deposit Jokes

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.