What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon