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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"