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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan