What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

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A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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To the river bank!

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest