What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest