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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.