Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system