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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere