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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What's the most racist letter of the alphabet?

Not Z.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).