Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.