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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.