Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.