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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere