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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.