Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).