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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What is the population of Somalia?

About 10kg (22 lbs).