Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.