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How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people