How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's that over there?

I don't know but I just got a raging clue

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!