How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.