Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

God Jokes More God Jokes

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.