Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Garbage collectors.
Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
When you help an old lemon across the street.
Toothpaste.
It's always right.
Because decimals always have a point.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Pentagram
Cos they're trident tested.