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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What console does god use?

Praystation

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub