Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.