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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had