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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.