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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.