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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.