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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan