Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.