Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.