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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)