What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.