What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)