What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.