What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.