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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.