What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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How does the astronaut cut his hair?

Eclipse

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)