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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band