How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band