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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans