How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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It was feeling crumby.

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You've got a lot of potential, son.

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How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band