An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Their age.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Vladimir Poutine
Because they didn't Lajka.
They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)
Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.
Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!
He became a Muslim.
The elf-abet.
So he could flip the bird
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
They always worry about the worst case!
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
