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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say bra in German?

Dashud sthapem from flappen

How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.