What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.