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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Realist Jokes More Realist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.