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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.