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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.