What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Ak47 Jokes More Ak47 Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.