Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
About 500 calories.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Khan-diments.
One steppe at a time.
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
May the Ides be ever in your favor.
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
No one knows, it's never been done.
