What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.