What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Because he saw the snowblower coming

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It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!