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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

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The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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Your Seoul is mine!