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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.