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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.