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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.