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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.