What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!

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What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego