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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)