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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.