What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.