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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

What is the definition of an optimist?

An accordion player with a pager.