Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!