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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.