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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.