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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.