Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!