Linkin Park Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.