Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Plastic Wrap Jokes More Plastic Wrap Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.