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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.