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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.