Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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I-scream!

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I glove you.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.