What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!