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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.