Chinese Baby Jokes

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Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes
World Jokes More World Jokes

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.