Chinese Baby Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown?

Eh... It's tso-tso.