April Sale - 20% Off

Chinese Baby Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

You might also enjoy:

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Sudden Lee Jokes More Sudden Lee Jokes

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!