March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Example Jokes More Example Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle