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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!