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What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal