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How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water?

Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out.

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Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.