Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Don't worry they'll tell you.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
HOLY MACKAREL!
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Do you even Lyft bro?
When it's turned into the teacher.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
They both choke when it really matters.
They are both over the counter strike
Dual air bags.
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
He used the holy immaculate contraception
He kept trying to plunder her booty.
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.