Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Don't worry they'll tell you
Hey, I think he moved.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
The punchlines were too long.
He was caught playing with his broomstick.
Is that your final ant sir!
Tapas a snout!
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Because he was Haydn.
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Are you my mother
Look Ma, no hands!
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
Mary had a little LAN
She had no arms
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
