Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
I'm in a cent.
Just planning ahead...
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
Impounding your mother
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Everywhere
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Because decimals always have a point.
