Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
They were on the Earth before it was cool.
Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.
Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Don't asp me!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Diversion Mary
She's got no legs.
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
