He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Babe, it's a valve!
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Try picking them up!
Look for gray hares.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Hula the dogs out?
What I want to be *if* I grow up.
He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
