He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Explaining his wife.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They wanted to see it crack up!
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
You ask him politely.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
He couldn't grow a pear
She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
