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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do black people grow?

Their knee grows!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."