What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"